I am way too f**ked up to write up to my normal standards, so cut me some slack.В (Thank God for spell-check.) , so keep that in mind as you go along. soooooo
Live ...from Malibu!, Aimee said f**k it, just write it.В Who gives a shit what anybody thinks? I have learned three lessons (so far) tonight. «Ice» beer has more alcohol than normal beer. If you eat a decent amount of food, you can drink a lot more than you thought you could and still function semi-normally. I very possibly might be a lesbian, but at least I’m not a Christian. . , and me and Aimee decided that tonight will be our last night of «regular» drinking. , if you want to. like that. Budweiser Icer me and Aimee already had made for a ...festive night (so far), to say the least. I’m pretty f**ked up, but I think I’m good enough to tell you about what all we’ve done tonight.В Bear with me if I go in literary circles. .В I only know one song by them, but I like it a lot, so we put it on my stereo and cranked it up. . We listened to «Keep Pushing» over and over.В Lili went into the bathroom to change out of her ratty sweat pants and T-shirt and emerged in a pair of painted-on light-blue Lycra shorts, a sport bra, and K-Swiss tennis shoes.В OH MY GOD! seen a more perfect body in person than Lili’s.В She has tortured her body in gymnastics, and it has paid off.В Aimee was looking at her after she came out of the bathroom like, What the f**k??? (That f**king kid on the beach, he’s going to have the best time ever once his hormones kick in, a*suming he can get past the Red Sox and into women.) So we have this song BLASTING, and Aimee brought some dip and chips from her house, and we’re eating, and we’re drinking Bud Ice and regular Budweiser, and Lili’s dancing around doing amazing things with her body, and me and Aimee are watching her and going, «Damn!» (This is going to be a long one, so I hope you brought a snack and something to drink.) Fortunately my parents’ room is all the way across the big round upstairs hallway, so I can usually get by with playing music pretty loud before my mom starts knocking on the door.В Or calling me on the phone. So we’re jamming to «Keep Pushing,» and as far as I could tell there wasn’t much wrong with Lili’s leg.В But that’s probably because she’s in such good shape.В After a few playings of the song, I said, «You wanna go in the Jacuzzi?» And she goes, «Yeah, I really do.В I’m so glad you have one of those.В Maybe we can do a ma*sage after.В Heat, then ma*sage, then maybe an ice pack.В That’s the best thing for whatever’s wrong with my stupid leg.» Okay, me and Aimee got into our bathing suits, and Lili kept on her Lycra shorts and sport bra, but she took off her shoes and socks.В We went outside, through the kitchen, where tonight’s onslaught (FOOD) was still stinking up the air, and me and Aimee got in the Jacuzzi.В Lili just walked in with her clothes on. We talked about stupid things, like guys, and after awhile, we were ready to get out, because I was hyperventilating from the heat.В We dried off somewhat, then came back here to my room. There is no way I’m going to be able to explain this next part properly, so you guys will just have to cut me some slack. Basically what happened is, Aimee asked Lili if she wanted her (Aimee) to use some of my ma*sage oil to ma*sage her (Lili’s) injured hamstring.В Lili said yeah, she wanted to try it. Okay.В So I figure Lili is going to go and put on some more clothes out of the wardrobe she brought with her.В But no.В She just stands there and takes off every single piece of clothing she has on.В Down to nothing, in other words. This was the first time I ever saw a girl naked in person except for Aimee, but I’ve been seeing Aimee naked since we were in second grade, so it’s really more like sisters than anything else. Lili was NOT like a sister. the bed (clothed) and dancing to Aimee’s fractured beat.В We are all so f**king drunk you can’t even imagine. Okay, I downed a regular Budweiser, and now I can write some more. , but on her it looks lovely. She’s standing there, and me and Aimee are gawking at her, because we’ve never had another girl take off her clothes in front of us before.В Lili goes, «Where do you want me to lay?»В And Aimee goes, «On the bed, where else?» of our problems. Aimee was going to do the ma*sage, and I was going to watch.В Not that Aimee is a better ma*sager than me, but she just does better in unusual situations.В So Lili lays down on the bed, and Aimee gets some of my ma*sage oil and squirts it all over Lili’s left leg, which is the one that has the hamstring problem. .В Because Lili is a witch and is so comfortable in her own skin, she has no problem with stuff like this.В It’s just girls, right?В And obviously me and Aimee aren’t a couple of bull dykes on the make. Lili goes (and she’s nearly as drunk by this time as me and Aimee), she goes, «My stupid body.В It always betrays me.» Aimee says, «You have a perfect body.В But you probably push yourself too hard.» Aimee is ma*saging Lili’s leg really hard.В I can see the skin swivel under her hands and the dim light overhead reflect off her shiny white skin. This goes on for about five minutes.В Aimee has been concentrating on the underside of Lili’s leg, where her hurt hamstring is, but how she’s rubbing all over her leg.В She says to me, «Do the other leg, so she won’t get lopsided.» Lili laughs at that.В I sit on the bed and squeeze some of the oil onto my hands, then I start rubbing Lili’s right leg.В So there we are, two girls working hard on another girl’s legs, and this girl is wearing NO CLOTHES.В It is definitely a first. We’re rubbing her legs, and she opens them for no apparent reason.В I look down at her center, which is trying to draw me, to call me to it, but I hold back, because I don’t want to make an idiot out of myself. more sophisticated than me in just about every way.В She says, «How do you feel?» Lili says, «Wonderful.» (Like with all these «script» stories, I’m paraphrasing some of the dialog, but this is basically how it went.) .В Lili moves her hips.В I’m getting ready to jump back in case Lili wants to get away.В But she doesn’t want to get away.В She just lays there. Aimee moves her hand up again, and this time she leaves it there, pressing into Lili. Lili says, «I think you healed my leg.» Aimee says, «I want to heal all of you.» I’m about to faint, but I don’t say anything. Then I know we’re going downhill when Aimee says, «You’re wet.» done anything like this before. about anything after tonight. Boldly, I said, «How does your leg feel now?»В Lame, because I have the side of my hand against her ...you know, and I’m asking about her leg.
Lili says, «This is just something we’re doing.» supposed to mean. Aimee goes, «I’m gonna put on some music.» . .В Great.В At a time like this, put on a dirty-sounding song by one of the dirtiest rockers of them all. !В In my bed!В But something about it seems pure, not dirty, the way I have imagined it were I to ever do it. So Ted is f**king pounding away, and Aimee’s fingers disappear, and I find that I’m getting kind of jealous.В She never did that to me, and surely I mean more to her than Lili.В But then I think as rationally as I can: Aimee doesn’t LOVE Lili, she just wants to explore something new.В With me, it’s different.В We love each other like the closest sisters. Well, Lili is NOT a sister, and now I have this overwhelming urge to join the fray.В I lie beside her, cheek to cheek, and I can feel her body moving with Aimee’s thrusts.В Lili says, «This is weird.» I say, «Tell me about it.В Do you want to stop?» She goes, «No, I’m almost there.» Well, I’m not some seasoned sexual veteran, but I have a pretty good idea what she means.В I say, «How does it feel?» She goes, «I’m dying inside.» I say, «What do you want us to do?» She goes, «Just what you’re doing.» So I kissed her.В Right on the lips.В And she goes, «Close your mouth.» So I did.В And she goes, «Imagine my tongue ...«
And I did.В And it pressed against my lips, and shoved its way into my mouth.В I tightened my lips around it to halt its progress, but it was no use.В It was in and it was pumping in and out. Okay, I know I’m embellishing a little of this, but as I sit here and write this, I’m so f**king un-nerved, I barely know what I’m saying.В All I know is what I felt. was Lili’s hands grabbing my head, Lili’s body becoming like a wall of muscle, and Aimee saying something like, «Oh, shit!» all about?В It was the weirdest thing I have ever seen.В But for Lili, it was totally normal. Which means me and Aimee have a lot to learn.В And thanks to Lili, we have the perfect person to learn it from. After Lili was done, Aimee made some crack about having to go wash her arm, but I stayed there with Lili and held her as she shook and shook and then finally stopped shaking. glad.» » was playing.В It was something, and it was rocking, and it was hard, and it was nothing compared to what I had just done. And after Aimee was in the bathroom, I went in there with her, and I said, «What did we just do?» And Aimee goes, «We made her feel like a woman.»В Then I watched Aimee sit on the toilet and pee.В Nothing like what Lili did.В Nothing at all like it. Well, that was our insane night.В I know you’re probably wondering why a story like this would appear on a gymnastics site typically known for its high-level sports journalism, but too much alcohol can make you do (write) weird things. If I have offended anybody, I’m sorry.В If I have stimulated anybody, I’m glad, because I’m still shaking and don’t have any idea what to do about it with all kinds of people in my room. So I’m just going to say goodnight here and promise you the drinking is over.В It has to be.В Too many crazy things are happening, and I have enough crazy shit to deal with as it is. Lili is still dancing on my bed, and Aimee is still playing the guitar, so I’m going to go join them.В I promise I won’t write here about anything else that happens. Sarah! &l
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